Failure, It's priceless.
Life is good, until you get kicked in the face.
Retarded icecream, I have never lol'd so much at ice cream.
Nintendo, it raised your sorry ass better than a parent ever could.
Snorting coke, you're doing it wrong!
A Wife, because beer is heavy.
Jesus, love me or go to hell...
Wheelchairs, they go up stairs.
The truth, sometimes it hurts.
Lard Ass, Sittin' in yer house, killin' yer couch.
Fat kids, those little bastards ruin everything.
